About Emmy
One of the perks of writing is that we can invent all sorts of voices to suit our purpose.
I imagined sprites and trees who each speak in different registers, as you know.
For me sun, mountains, and most of all the Med, have a lot to say.
Emmylgant, the writer and poet brought them to life in a strange mix of metaphors.
You all have never met Emmy L Gant, the gracious woman I hide behind.
She is … Well… ahum… see for yourself.
She started doing announcements too, in a scarcely believable French accent…
Have a listen. Tell me what you think.
And remember, she is not real… or is she?
unbuttoned or undone 
Well, Emm, from the caricature, I must think she is beautiful….., and from the audio the soft, throaty voice is most seductive! …..but then I’m half asleep or dreaming…, or am I ???
LikeLiked by 2 people
Haha! I would not make her homely now, given a choice, would I?
and the voice… well, that was the point of the announcement!
It helps that I am on the tail end of a cold… 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Quel accent, cherie!
UnElephant dit jamais le mot ‘sexy’, mais il le pense cette fois!
LikeLike
Emmy dit merci avec un clin d’oeil.
with a shrug and a smile.
LikeLike
Mythical creatures do not wear berets… Therefore, Emm exists!
How can anyone not love the French accent?
LikeLiked by 1 person
“Ah John,” she whispers, ” you say–what eez ze word?–ah oui, ze sweetest zing, mon ami.”
I tell you John, I may have created a monster!
LikeLiked by 2 people
A monster with a French accent i can easily handle 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Beguiling creature, that french emmy. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Never underestimate the power of a beret Holly! 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
You have chosen a most entrancing mask my dear, behind which, I believe, all shall be revealed… 😉
LikeLike
Fan dance on a high wire act? Yiiikes! Too scary to contemplate…
Entrancing, hey? Hmmm.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I originally thought ‘enchanting,’ but decided to go with ‘entrancing.’ As you do… 😉
LikeLike
coulda used a swear word 😉
LikeLike
Oh zut! I forget, oui?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think she is gorgeous.
LikeLike
Thank you Noel.
It’s the beret on a one-eyed girl that does it I think…
LikeLike
Maybe. But then I have the advantage of knowing you are beautiful
LikeLiked by 1 person
Merci and thank you, with much affection.
LikeLike
Smiling. Completely charming
LikeLike
Smiling too. Thank you.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I like the looks of this, but my tired old ears have trouble with the audio, so I’ll have to see what develops and try to catch up. For now, I’ll download the file and see how I do with headphones. Meanwhile, elg, congratulations on your debut.-)
LikeLike
Okay. Cavaliere. Street performers. Love. When I win the lottery and move to Barcelona, I’ll definitely drop over.-)
LikeLike
Perhaps the sound quality or the strange thick accent.
emmy says “next time I will give zee script for zee ears of readers, oui? It will be like megaphones zen, n’est-ce pas?”
By the summer, I think her French accent will tone down a bit. 🙂
LikeLike
I ran it through Audacity and tweaked the equalization to suit the dead spots in my ears. Then it was just fine. I loved the one eyed girl in a beret accent. Pourquoi pas?-)
LikeLike
Don’t forget to buy a lottery ticket…
😉
LikeLike
Every Saturday with my newspaper (crosswords.) G’night.
LikeLike
This was a lot of fun for someone like myself with runaway hyper-sensory input tied to an unfettered imagination. Of course, I would accidentally hijack the intent and run off to a movie with Emmy playing in my head in the starring role. I envisioned my eager tourist cybrid listening to Emmy explain the street festival and being so captivated by her voice and enchanting gaze, I only heard that the festival was free. But then the last part would hint of her romantic heart and love of the arts and suddenly the festival becomes an obsession. My apologies to Emmy for being such a tourist. A very nice persona and endless potential.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Emmy is smitten!
Oh my!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂 Undoubtedly, it’s the wee dragon with the large blinking eyes peeking from behind the tourist’s shoe. They are such mischievous little rascals. ( I can’t wait to read Emmy’s account of this strange encounter ) 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person